Saturday, February 26, 2011

How NOT to Smuggle a Monkey Through Customs

Never hide a monkey under your hat when you're going through customs. Even if you do get him to sit still, chances are he'll probably slip his tail out to stretch a bit. Take Matty, a perfect example of how NOT to smuggle a monkey through customs. You're better off putting him in your pants and duct taping him to your leg. It's not only safer, but it will gain you impressed looks from female TSA agents. Beware of the pat-down though. A poked monkey tends to bite.