Thursday, February 17, 2011

Tails from the Porcelain Throne

One morning there was a boy named Andy, who awoke feeling far from dandy. He got drunk in the night, from the Mandarin and Sprite, and inside he wanted to die. So he walked to the loo to take a doo-doo, which he thought would ease his pain. But all backed up he couldn't relieve his butt, when he looked in the mirror and said, "There is no disgrace of what shapeth my face, giving no man a challenge he could fail! Behold I have here, as I sit on my rear, the power of the Monkeytail!" And to his surprise a release from inside, came with the ease he had hoped. And with one final push and a deep bellowed groan, he sat in relief on the porcelain throne.