Saturday, March 19, 2011

The Five O'Clock Shadow Tail


Our new friend Tim from Olympia, WA reveals the first ever Five O'Clock Shadow Monkeytail to the world- a true piof*ckineer. Tim just put himself one notch above the ranks of badass Hollywood hunks, such as:

 The entire male cast of Lost....


Ryan Seacrest....
                                                      

And Gweneth Paltrow....


If Tim hadn't shaved his shadow into a tail, you wouldn't even notice him among these Hollyweird heavyweights. Now the tables have turned. People...famous people, are going to look at Tim and say, "Maybe it's time I increase my stock and consider something fresh. This season of American Idol is dragging like John Holmes' 3rd leg. It's time for a Monkeytail."

Seacrest, OUT!
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