Tuesday, March 1, 2011

The Patrick Batemantail

"My name is Patrick Batemantail. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub. On the face, an exfoliating gel scrub before applying an herb mint facial mask to prep the skin. I sculpt my Monkeytail with a straight razor. I use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. There is an idea of a Patrick Batemantail, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only a Monkeytail."