Monday, November 7, 2011

It's Movember, People.


So, it's officially Movember now, people.  Normally, we would tell/beg you to get your asses in gear and start growing something.  Instead, we will just re-post this email we received from a fan named Tyson.  He knows what's up.  Pio-f*@cking-neer.  Technicalities and loopholes.... this is what America was founded on.
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Hey guys. Just wanted to put it out there that I’m going to be pushing the envelope this year and rocking a monkey tail for Movember, to raise funds for prostate cancer research.

In case you’re not familiar with Movember, here’s the Canadian site, and US sites:

http://ca.movember.com/

http://us.movember.com/

The rules state the following:

1.    There is to be no joining of the Mo to side burns – That’s a beard.
2.    There is to be no joining of the handlebars – That’s a goatee.
3.    A small complimentary growth under the bottom lip is allowed (aka a tickler).

Since a monkey tail only connects to on sideburn (if that) and only one side of the lip, it’s technically neither a beard nor a goatee.

And it starts with Mo, too!

So I’ll be submitting at the end of the month. I hope you guys get a thousand more, as well. It would be great to see more people do it this year and get on the wagon!

Cheers,

Tyson
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