Monday, November 7, 2011

It's Movember, People.

So, it's officially Movember now, people.  Normally, we would tell/beg you to get your asses in gear and start growing something.  Instead, we will just re-post this email we received from a fan named Tyson.  He knows what's up.  Pio-f*@cking-neer.  Technicalities and loopholes.... this is what America was founded on.
Hey guys. Just wanted to put it out there that I’m going to be pushing the envelope this year and rocking a monkey tail for Movember, to raise funds for prostate cancer research.

In case you’re not familiar with Movember, here’s the Canadian site, and US sites:

The rules state the following:

1.    There is to be no joining of the Mo to side burns – That’s a beard.
2.    There is to be no joining of the handlebars – That’s a goatee.
3.    A small complimentary growth under the bottom lip is allowed (aka a tickler).

Since a monkey tail only connects to on sideburn (if that) and only one side of the lip, it’s technically neither a beard nor a goatee.

And it starts with Mo, too!

So I’ll be submitting at the end of the month. I hope you guys get a thousand more, as well. It would be great to see more people do it this year and get on the wagon!