Thursday, January 27, 2011

Not Even On the Map Yet!

Think you're a trendsetter? The Monkeytail doesn't even exist yet! Like the flying car or having four testicles, not many can make the "one of a kind" claim these days. Don't believe us? Google it. Can you say Pio-fucking-neers!?!

Monday, January 24, 2011


PhilTron pulling off the Blue Steel Monkeytail like it's no ones business.  PhilTron is more of an a jackass than a douche.


TomTastic rockin' the Shel Silverstein Monkeytail. Total douche.

Friday, January 21, 2011


Introducing: The Monkeytail. This picture is the earliest documentation of the tail- this man is a true pioneer.  Beautiful, isn't it? So simple, so dynamic. For it was he who inspired it all. Who knows how it helped him score with the ladies, but we think it's safe to assume that he scored BIG TIME!! God Bless this man.