Saturday, April 30, 2011

Sleeping Beauty

Adam just woke up from a 26 hour "nap," and clearly he's got one thing on his mind: cheeseburgers. Welcome back to society, Adam, your monkey tail beard is looking sharp as ever. Now put on a shirt.

Friday, April 29, 2011

Royaltail Wedding

Guess who's monkeytail is sleeping on the Royal Couch tonight?!

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

The Monkeytail Invades Conan

On May 2nd, Will Ferrell is going to shave Conan's beard in what the media is calling: Beardpocalypse. Through Twitter and Facebook, we've worked hard to get CoCo to give the Monkeytail a try- and by "work hard" we mean stalk and harrass. Although he hasn't sought legal action against us (yet), we've designed the most shameless solicitation of low-level propaganda in a final attempt to get Conan's consideration. If Vinny's arms can’t get the job done, chances are nothing will. Then again if everyone clicks on the link to Team CoCo's Facebook page and Likes our submission, maybe he'll give the Monkeytail a try. Thanks for your help- we love you.

Friday, April 22, 2011


Although not technically a monkey, the Ring-tailed Lemur certainly has a spot in the hearts of Monkeytail enthusiasts. The Wikipedia passage below tells us why:

"The males perform a unique scent marking behavior called spur marking and will participate in stink fights by impregnating their tail with their scent and wafting it at opponents."


Thursday, April 14, 2011

Way Better Than Portlandia

When first we visited Portland, I fell in love with it.  When second we visited Portland, I felt it loved me back.  When I saw Portlandia with Fred Armison, I wanted to break up with Portland.  Then Dan emailed us...

"After years of struggling with merging a beard to a constantly thinning dome I was thrilled to find the monkeytail! Now I can be proud of both my bald head and my rad new facial hair. Thank you monkeytail for making me beautiful again!!! Dan- Portland OR (the land of mustachioed men)"

We love Dan.

PS:  Dan, coming from the East coast we acknowledge only one P-Town.  You are not in it.  However, it would be FAAAAABULOUS!!! if we got a Monkeytail from P-Town.