Friday, July 22, 2011

Lucky 13*

* - You in the back. Yeah, we see you. Claiming to be lucky #13. Nice try. We might not have noticed your beat attempt at a monkeytail if you were in the front row, but clearly your buddies wanted to hide you in the back because of the shame you bring the group. Your face reads of doubt that you should have ever been in the picture.

You did hit 12. And that IS a record, so we still congratulate you.  Cheers.

What do you think, people?  Is the dude in the back REEEAAAALLLY sporting a tail? 

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Return of the Ringtail

Yet another ringtail to add to the steaming pile of awesome that is The Monkeytail.  Dude tells us he is a teacher and that his students loved his tail.  Thank God for tenure. 

Tuesday, July 12, 2011


Since we are shooting for worldwide appeal, we just won't tell people he is American.  We believe he is in some sort of Bosnian prison camp...hence the distressed look and lack of apparel.

Monday, July 11, 2011

Armed and Ridiculous

Is this what future soldiers will look like?  Will there be an army of the Monkeytail elite soon?  Does this guy still have a job?  So many questions. 

Friday, July 8, 2011

Monkey Artistry

This dude is fearless, taking the Ring-tailed Lemur to new heights...or anatomical correctness.  Gotta wonder how many chicks he made this presentation to.  Probably would have had a better chance if he didn't sound so creepy saying "The Leeeeeemurrrr".

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

F for Effort

We ask our submitters to put on a shirt and leave the bathroom, so Rafael sent us 6 pictures of himself shirtless in the bathroom. Something tells us that Rafael doesn't test well.