Michael can't actually read, however he's like us in thinking that having oversized books on the shelves will make him appear smarter. Well played, sir.
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Sunday, November 27, 2011
When he's not deconstructing the principles of thermodynamics to first year engineering students, Dr. Brent is fashioning mechanical devices to stimulate and shape his head and body hair...you should see his pubes.
Friday, November 25, 2011
Ok. It's up to you Monkeytail fans. Click on the picture and join the conversation on Facebook. The best caption for this picture gets an e-gift card to shop the Homage clothing Black Friday sale going on through Monday...Pay Homage.
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Sergey: (excited) Hey Guys! Greetings from the "Land Under White Wings," as they call Belarus sometimes.
TheMonkeytail: Or just when you're drunk..
Sergey: (head down in shame) Da. Da.
Monday, November 21, 2011
Friday, November 18, 2011
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
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Friday, November 11, 2011
Thursday, November 10, 2011
Monday, November 7, 2011
So, it's officially Movember now, people. Normally, we would tell/beg you to get your asses in gear and start growing something. Instead, we will just re-post this email we received from a fan named Tyson. He knows what's up. Pio-f*@cking-neer. Technicalities and loopholes.... this is what America was founded on.
Hey guys. Just wanted to put it out there that I’m going to be pushing the envelope this year and rocking a monkey tail for Movember, to raise funds for prostate cancer research.
In case you’re not familiar with Movember, here’s the Canadian site, and US sites:
The rules state the following:
1. There is to be no joining of the Mo to side burns – That’s a beard.
2. There is to be no joining of the handlebars – That’s a goatee.
3. A small complimentary growth under the bottom lip is allowed (aka a tickler).
Since a monkey tail only connects to on sideburn (if that) and only one side of the lip, it’s technically neither a beard nor a goatee.
And it starts with Mo, too!
So I’ll be submitting at the end of the month. I hope you guys get a thousand more, as well. It would be great to see more people do it this year and get on the wagon!
Posted by PhilTron at Monday, November 07, 2011
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Yes, if you ask nicely for a shout out, we just may gave it to you. However, we are extremely lazy and elected not to let Covino and Rich know we posted their entry. Our marketing team told us to say "less email = less carbon footprint". Since we color print 30-40 copies of each post on non-recycled paper to distribute to our advisory team for editing, we figured every little bit counts.___________________________________________
I’m the producer of the Covino & Rich Show on Sirius XM Satellite Radio. We’ve been talking about the monkey tail beard on the show a lot recently, so they decided to give me a nice, precision monkey tail beard. I posted it to your facebook, but I also attached the photo as well. We’re also working on a quick video of them creating the beard. I’ll send you the link when it’s done.
Love the site! If you post the pic, let me know, and we’ll give your site a shout. Also, if you do post it, can you credit the show and link to our site? (www.covinoandrich.com)
Christian “Spot” Sorge
Producer, The Covino & Rich Show
Sirius XM Stars Too (SIRIUS XM 104)
Weekdays 12p-3p ET
Posted by PhilTron at Wednesday, November 02, 2011