Saturday, December 24, 2011

Happy Holidays!

Thanks for following our rule and putting clothes on your submission, Russell. 

And thanks for a fun year Monkeytail Nation! 

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Happy Kwanza, Happy Festivus, etc. And if you don't have some pseudo-religious holiday, we at least hope you enjoy your Chinese food on December 25th.


Friday, December 23, 2011

Monday, December 19, 2011

Shades of Homosexual

I think it's clear from the picture which one's the butch, and which one's the bitch. Great job, boys. Now go have sex with each other!

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Tayls

On this episode.. Chef Zach reveals the magic behind his Mediterranean salad with seared lamb and monkeytail garnish. Unbeknownst to our new friends at the Blue Plate Wine Company, they are now the official Chenin Blanc sponsor of Cheers!

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Almost Famous

We haven't shown up at the World Beard and Moustache Championships, nor have we been officially recognized by Dyers as a facial hair type. However as the weather gets colder, we think it's time the world gets cozy with the hottest, new beard style of the 21st century.


Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Paging Doctor Monkeytail

Due to HIPPA laws that protect patient confidentiality, we don't know why Garrett's in the hospital. Our guess is that it was most certainly based on some bad decision making. However as Tomtastic always says, "Bad decisions make great stories."

Sunday, December 11, 2011

What Not to Submit

Jim demonstrates everything we don't want to see when you submit a picture to Thanks, Jim!

Friday, December 9, 2011

Missing Since 9/12/93

If Jeff ever disappears, this will be the picture they put on the milk carton.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Monkeytail Beard or Moustache?

Mike defines the Monkeytail Moustache. Look at the thickness of that 'stachio. Remarkable. 

Monday, December 5, 2011

Breaking News: 20

Thomas Jefferson once said, "Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goals." Pictured are 20 right minded men who had two goals: beating the previous Group Record, and raising money for prostate cancer research.

They achieved both.

Not only is this a landmark first of getting 20 Monkeytail beards in one picture, but these IT geeks from the Great White North are also the first to ever monetize this ridiculous phenomenon. We're honored by your work, gentleman.

Friday, December 2, 2011

Above the Rimtail

We asked semi-pro basketball legend DC for an above the rim action shot. Needless to say, he delivered.

Thursday, December 1, 2011