Monday, January 30, 2012

Kitty Cat is Back!


Our favorite feline supporter is back and she has gone red.   Now, 66% of ALL of our female submissions are from one person.  33% of our female submitters used a prosthetic beard material. 100% of our female submitters are awesome.  Please.  Be a statistic.
comments

Friday, January 27, 2012

Hey, Welker!! GO GIANTS!!!


Comcast SportsNet Central gave us a little love in a piece about Wes Welker. Apparently, he wants to stick with the 'stache through Sunday. Screw him. Go Giants!!

You can see the piece from SportsNet here.

comments

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Ski


Though the Monkeytail is perfect for (American) football season, it looks to be taking hold in the snow-sports set as well. First, EJacks now filmmaker Kristofer from Kuske Productions. 

www.kuskeproductions.com
comments

Monday, January 23, 2012

Wrastlers Ain't Fake


We hope to God that the WWE stumbles upon our little site here and this becomes a real tag team....hopefully with much more pronounced muscles and while incorprating more Terminator t-shirts.

comments

Friday, January 20, 2012

Hits From the Bongtail


Jeremy's an opinionated young stoner with identity issues. Also known in America, as a freshman in college.
comments

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Butt Pirates


Two different guys, in two different parts of the world had the same idea for a submission. We're no dating website but I think this is a match made in heaven.

comments

Friday, January 13, 2012

Love Letter to Wes Welker


Dear Wes-

I see you. I'm staring deep into those blue-gray's longing for the day that we'll be together. I know, I know. You've taken up with my cousin and want nothing to do with me. I get it. But can Mustache give you what you need? Will she keep half your face warm at night? Does she know about the spot on your chin you love? I think we both know the answer to those questions.

I'll never give up on us, Wesley. We WILL be together. I'm sorry but I have to go now. I'll be cheering for you from the shadows of Gillette Stadium this weekend. Good luck, sweetie.

Love forever and always,
M.T.

ps- I feel M.T. without you :/

comments

Friday, January 6, 2012

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Pro Snowboarder Saves the World


When John John Florence isn't the best surfer in the world, he's helping professional snowboarder Eric Jackson carve epic facial hair styles as part of Grow For a Cause.

Congrats to both of you: EJack with his kind heart and great taste in t-shirts (that don't actually exist), and Jo Flo (no relation to Flo Jo) on his Van's Triple Crown Win and his ability to fashion a sick Monkeytail.

We're honored to share the first post of 2012 with you gentleman!

comments