Friday, February 24, 2012

Respect Your Elders


"Look, up there at the sky!!!!...so I can pick a booger. MMMMM delicious."

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Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Midterms


His only hope of passing is having one of our monkeytail educators teaching the class...or by cheating off the smart Asian kid.
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Friday, February 17, 2012

Hot Dog! We Have a Weiner!


Congratulations to Pizza Port for taking home 6 Gold Medals at last year's Great American Beer Festival. Surely their beer is terrible, however the boys look great in their Monkeytail beards, don't they?
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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Who Brought This Guy?


Calvin? Hobbes? Or some drunk asshole at a backyard BBQ? Only a piofuckineer has the balls to show up to a strangers cookout looking like this. You made it rain, sir, and we salute you.
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Friday, February 10, 2012

Smoke Break


He could only look cooler if he wasn't holding that cigarette. Just kidding. Cigarettes make everything cooler. Now stop fucking around and make TomTastic's skinny frappuccino latte with low-fat soy.
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Wednesday, February 8, 2012

And the Loser Is...


If you found this image anywhere else on the interweb you'd probably say this guy lost a bet. Well he did. We at TheMonkeytail.com do not endorse the faux hawk (or much of anything from Boston).
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Monday, February 6, 2012

Check Mate


Rook H3 to Queen... please add me as a friend. Please?
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Thursday, February 2, 2012

Burly


This looks more like a foxtail....and incredible at that.  Also, we are happy he read our submission request and put on a sweater before taking this pic.
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