Friday, February 14, 2014

Valentine's Day with Jeffrey

This is Jeffrey.  He need a Valentine.  He sent us a very heartfelt email and we felt it was best we posted it on Valentine's Day.  Hopefully we get some lovin' movin' in his direction.  

Here are some pics my mom took of my Monkeytail.  I live in Kitchener, Ontario.  I'm a little overweight but people don't notice because they're too busy being perplexed by my bizarre face.  I tell people that I wear it because it is proven that symmetrical faces are better looking than asymmetrical faces, and I am trying to make myself more approachable.  Do you find me paralyzingly good-looking? no you don't, and it is because of the monkeytail that you are comfortable talking to me.  People laugh at me more than with me.


Knock 'em dead, Jeffrey!!!