Friday, February 21, 2014

Down The Rabbit Hole We Go

Well, its confirmed.  On 11/02/2014, the monkeytail will apparently be used in future collaboration with hot cosplay chicks and LSD to  roam around Disneyworld freaking out children.  We are 90% sure Alice here really wanted David to sport some weird "furry" outfit with whiskers and all this upcoming November, but David had the balls to respond, "Honey, no whiskers! But how about I do this......"  BOOM.  Cheshire-Cat-Monkeytail crossover awesomeness.  

You sir, are a Pio-f*cking-neer!  By the way, what are the Powerball numbers that week?

These guys were also kind enough to send us a link to their YouTube video, but the audio really, really, sucks.  HOWEEEEEVVVVVER, if someone were to re-dubbs it (in any ridiculous way whatsoever), we will repost the shit out of that video.  Here's the original video.....


Friday, February 14, 2014

Valentine's Day with Jeffrey

This is Jeffrey.  He need a Valentine.  He sent us a very heartfelt email and we felt it was best we posted it on Valentine's Day.  Hopefully we get some lovin' movin' in his direction.  

Here are some pics my mom took of my Monkeytail.  I live in Kitchener, Ontario.  I'm a little overweight but people don't notice because they're too busy being perplexed by my bizarre face.  I tell people that I wear it because it is proven that symmetrical faces are better looking than asymmetrical faces, and I am trying to make myself more approachable.  Do you find me paralyzingly good-looking? no you don't, and it is because of the monkeytail that you are comfortable talking to me.  People laugh at me more than with me.


Knock 'em dead, Jeffrey!!!


Monday, February 10, 2014

Stefan and Tanya

This came from our new friends, Stefan and Tanya.   They are either a time-travelers who bring their monkey-tailed friends with them, world-travelers who bring their monkey-tailed friends with them, or a couple of drunks who are just very good at Photoshop and have a very large closet full of costumes.  We really, really want to believe it is the first options.  The world may never truly know the real answer, but at least is isn't a mostly naked dude standing in his still-foggy bathroom.


Monday, February 3, 2014

This Must Be Way Off Putin's Radar

This is our Andre. He is sporting his Monkeytail in this "commercial" for The Russian Post. It's pretty erotic, but we are still hoping it gets aired during the Sochi Olympics.